If you’ve ever wanted to take a trip to North Korea to witness firsthand life inside the “hermit kingdom,” but were either afraid to go, or just weren’t sure how to get into the secretive nation without getting arrested, a visit to a North Korean restaurant might just be a feasible choice for now.
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That’s right: There are legit, North Korean restaurants in cities across the globe. Straight out of Pyongyang, the Okryu-Gwan chain of restaurants can be found in about a hundred locations around the world. The chain is named after what is believed to be the most famous of the handful of restaurants in North Korea’s capital.
Abroad it has become a curiosity to diners: equal parts diplomatic mission of sorts and a source of foreign currency for the North Korean government.
Each location is fully staffed by North Koreans and decorated with North Korean furnishings, which may or may not come with their own listening devices.
The restaurants are reportedly expected to pull in a minimum of US$100,000 a year selling the novelty of North Korea to the outside world.
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Although most locations are found in other Asian countries like Indonesia and China, there are a few operating in other cities outside Asia, including one in Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.
Dubai’s Okryu-Gwan restaurant is tucked away in a nondescript business park in the heart of the old city. From the outside, the signs appear to show an assortment of dishes common in any other Korean restaurant but stepping through the doors from the desert heat, it becomes clear that it’s anything but typical.
Crossing the threshold of the front door is like taking a step into an entirely different world. We were greeted by a smiling young woman in full traditional Korean dress, her sky blue and white dress finished with a name tag bearing the North Korean flag.
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We were very quickly escorted through the throng of men all staring at us with keen interest. Turned out our group was actually the only group of non-North Koreans dining there at the time. We were shown to a private dining room safely away from the celebration that was about to start.
Once ensconced in the dining room that doubled as a karaoke room, the door was firmly shut behind us. We were left to admire the décor which included what looked like kitschy 1970s-esque felt pictures of mountains and red velvet banquet chairs. Moments later, music began and raucous singing of propaganda songs wafted in from the main room.
Taking pictures of anything but the food and décor was strictly forbidden so there was no chance of opening the door to get a quick snap of the festivities.
Pushing a buzzer under the table sent a pair of waitresses promptly to the room to take our order. One scribbled down the order while the other stood in the corner watching, carefully monitoring our interactions.
As we placed our order, a selection of spicy kimchi and Korean hot pot dishes, we tried to engage the waitress in conversation. I asked her how long she had been in Dubai. The question was met with a smile and another question, “How long do you think I’ve been here?” I took a guess and we went around the table taking guesses only to be met with no answer at all.
We tried again when she returned, asking her if she liked Dubai. This elicited a simple, “It’s too hot!” Hard to argue with that on a day where temperatures soared to over 30C. She continued saying she likes Korea much better and it’s a much better place to be. She clearly wasn’t going to answer any follow-up questions though because she quickly disappeared out of the room with her colleague in tow, leaving us to sample the various dishes that had been left on our table.
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Mid-bite into the tasty hotpot, the sing-along outside went up another octave and a quick glance through the glass block window showed everyone in the main room up on their feet holding hands and dancing in a circle.
With a big smile on her face, our waitress came back into the room at the push of the buzzer followed closely by her ever present, quiet colleague.
As we gathered our belongings to go, we opened the door and caught a quick glimpse of the men singing and dancing but that quickly halted as we made our way through the room towards the exit.
Stepping back outside into the afternoon heat was like being transported back to another world in the blink of an eye.
It was a truly unique dining experience, one not necessarily memorable for the culinary flavourings but more for the uniquely odd experience of spending an afternoon in an establishment run by the most secretive and fascinating regimes on earth.
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