Advertisement

Calvin Wank arrested for public indecency

Calvin E. Wank, 56, of Deposit, New York.
Calvin E. Wank, 56, of Deposit, New York. Handout

TORONTO – A man with a prophetic last name was arrested earlier this week for public indecency.

Calvin E. Wank, 56, of Deposit, New York was arrested after several truck drivers reported a man allegedly performing lewd acts in the parking lot of Love’s Travel Stop.

Wank was issued a ticket and ordered to appear in a Kirkwood courtroom on Oct. 7.

He joins the ranks of people with apt surnames who have been arrested over the past few months.

In June, Crystal Metheney was arrested for allegedly firing a missile into an occupied vehicle.

Metheney was previously arrested for pot possession.

In April, police arrested a Fort Lauderdale man named Edward Cocaine on suspicion of drug possession. Charges against Cocaine were later dropped.

Story continues below advertisement