Following the fifth Democratic presidential debate on Wednesday evening, Stephen Colbert went live with The Late Show and covered some of the highlights from the broadcast, including a series of political gaffes made by 2020 presidential candidate and former U.S. vice-president Joe Biden.
Biden chose some questionable words in comments about North Korea and violence against women, but his first error came before the debate had even started.
Eight hours prior to hitting the stage, Biden sent out a post-debate fundraiser e-mail to his supporters.
“I’m leaving the fifth Democratic debate now,” the e-mail to supporters read. “I hope I made you proud out there, and I hope I made it clear to the world why our campaign is so important.”
Colbert called it a “bit of a tough day for the birthday boy,” as Biden was celebrating his 77th birthday.
“No, Joe!” exclaimed Colbert, 55. “The debate hadn’t happened… Oh, hold on,” he continued.
“We’re being told we’re getting another premature e-mail from Joe: ‘I just won the election! I’m leaving my inauguration now! Going to ask Mae West to be my Secretary of Defense!'”
Later on in the debate, Biden addressed some international relations issues, and managed to fit in a claim that he doesn’t have any fans in North America.
“Kim Jong Un, who’s a thug, points out that I’m a rabid dog that needs to be beaten with a stick.”
Colbert poked fun at Biden’s word choice.
“Are you sure you want to say ‘points out?'” joked Colbert. “Sounds like you agree with Kim Jong Un. To quote Teddy Roosevelt, ‘speak softy, and I need to be beaten with a stick.'”
Biden also attempted to highlight the importance of ending violence against women, however his choice of words was “really, really poor,” according to Colbert.
“No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger other than in self-defence, and that rarely ever occurs,” Biden said. “We have to just change the culture. Period. And keep punching at it, and punching at it, and punching at it.”
Colbert launched into his own Biden impression saying, “We’ve got to chain up that racism, and we’ve gotta stuff that homophobia back in the closet! C’mon!”
The late-night host’s quip was met with an uproar of applause from the live studio audience.
The long-awaited debate took place at Tyler Perry Studios in Atlanta, Ga., which, according to Colbert, “explains why half of the candidates were played by Madea” — the popular abrasive television character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry.
Colbert highlighted a comment in which “Senator Sanders emphasized his colleagues’ abilities to multitask.”
“The congress can walk… and chew bubblegum at the same time,” said Sanders, 78.
In his impression of a Brooklyn, N.Y., accent, Colbert joked about Sanders’ age.
“In fact, here’s a nickel. Treat yourself to a pack of bubblegum. You can use whatever’s left over to hop on a trolley and go and see one of those new talkies.”
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert airs weeknights at 11:35 ET/PT on Global. Watch clips from the segment in the video above.