Man slams truck into side of bar, still tries to order a drink

Sometimes, getting the bartender’s attention so you can freshen your drink is a bit of a hassle.

It’s doubtful Gordon Milligan had that problem after he drove into the side of Wooley Bulley’s Bar in New Brighton, Pennsylvania Sunday – then tried to order a drink.

According to KDKA News in Pittsburgh, witnesses inside said the bar shook violently after the 36-year-old’s pickup truck slammed into the side of the building Sunday night.

The owner of the bar ran outside to confront Milligan, at which point witnesses say he tried to order a drink.

According to Pulaski Township Police, Milligan’s automotive misadventure actually began earlier, after he almost collided with another car in a nearby parking lot.

At that point, he set off for his impromptu face-to-face meeting with the Wooley Bulley’s wall.

According to witnesses, the owner and other bar patrons tried to prevent Milligan from departing in his truck once again, but were unsuccessful.

Thankfully for any drivers or pedestrians in the Pulaski Township area, he didn’t get very far, crashing his truck once again into a fence while driving toward New Brighton High School.

That’s where police found him and arrested him on multiple charges.

Milligan’s night didn’t end there, as he began kicking the back window of the police cruiser he was sitting in. When officers tried to stop him, he kicked one officer in the chest.

According to police, Mulligan smelled heavily of alcohol, had trouble standing on his feet, and had slurred speech.

Milligan is currently in the Beaver County Jail on $15,000 bond.