Advertisement

5 hilarious and memorable letters to Santa

Irish photographer Fran Veale was granted special access to letters sent to Santa by children. Fran Veale/AP Photo

TORONTO – Irish photographer Fran Veale was granted special access to letters sent to Santa by children.

Sometimes the requests are modest and, sometimes, they are just downright hilarious.

READ MORE: 5 holiday myths debunked

While some children even admit to being naughty, others promise they’ll be nice.

Highlights include a little girl writing a present list for her baby sister’s first Christmas and another asking Santa to take daddy down the chimney with him.

Below is look at some memorable Christmas letters to Santa:

(Editor’s note: Transcribed letters were slightly edited for spelling and grammar)

The “I didn’t really listen to my parents” letter:

“Dear Santa,

I was a bit bad this year, I didn’t really listen to my parents, mostly my mom. I’m sorry, I won’t do it again. I’ll listen to everything she says and do whatever she asks. I really should listen carefully and I admit I’m sorry. Signed, Michelle S.” Fran Veal/AP Photo

The “mommy’s too lazy and take daddy down the chimney with you” letter:

“To Santa, Hello how are you? I’m great. I just wanted you to know what I would like for Christmas. I would like the big LEGO friends house, HB slate (mini iPad), a King Charles Spaniel mixed with a poodle (because I’m allergic), a mouse trap (board game), Cluedo and mommy’s too lazy to write a letter so she would like heating oil and Downfall (board game). If you could get all of this for me and mommy that would be great. Thank you! P.S. Take daddy down the chimney with you.” Fran Veal/AP Photo

The “tell me your age or don’t” letter:

“My Santa list: Dear Santa, my mam says I’ve been good this year. Please may I have an air horn, a Sony Xperia M8, a surprise. I know the Sony Xperia is a big present so I would [be] lucky if I got it. P.S. Thanks for the presents last year. I have a few questions for you to answer back. 1. What are are you? 2. Who’s your favourite reindeer? 3. What age is Mrs. Clause? You don’t have to tell me her age.”

The “I’m writing this for someone else” letter:

“Dear Santa:

I am writing for my new baby sister. She would like a standing up table so she can practice her standing. She was very good this year. It is her first Christmas. Love, Pixie (Willow write this).” Fran Veale/AP Photo

The “I did not have enough money” letter:

“To Santa.

Story continues below advertisement

For Christmas I would love a real Yorkshire Terrier pup but calm and not hyper. And I would love a DesignaFriend Doll Violet doll please. And in my stocking I would like sweets and a surprise.

Santa, I did not have enough money to buy presents for my parents so please can you give some presents for my mom? She would like (turn over page)….”

Fran Veale/AP Photo

Photo credit: Fran Veale/AP Photo

Sponsored content

AdChoices