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Scott Thompson: Bye bye Oh Christmas tree

The natural smell of pine through the house all season long is worth the cost and daily maintenance of a real Christmas tree, writes Scott Thompson. Matt Grillo / Global News File

The task of taking down the Christmas tree does not seem to have the appeal for the kids that putting it up has.

I experienced this last weekend when my wife decided, that was it for the real tree — out it goes.

When it’s time to make the mess, there is no shortage of participants.

But when it’s time to take it all down, all I hear is “Nooooo!” Then crickets.

We have two trees, a real one for me and a fake Martha Stewart tree for my wife — it’s our secret to a happy marriage.

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It’s not the decoration removal that takes the time. They tear down faster than they go up, even without the family help.

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It’s getting the tree out the door without spilling any excess water all over the place, and of course, the never-ending trail of needles and forgotten ornaments.

It doesn’t matter how well you sweep up, you’re still hard-pressed not to find some stray needles even as late as July.

Is it all worth it?

I say yes, the natural smell of pine through the house all season long is worth the cost and daily maintenance — which my wife reminds me I can capture by buying one of those little green tree air fresheners you see in a cab.

Not the same, and they’re hard to decorate.

Until next year.

Scott Thompson hosts the Scott Thompson Show! on 900 CHML and is a commentator for Global News.

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