An Edmonton-area Kijiji post written in the voice of U.S. presidential hopeful Donald Trump could be your Friday laugh.
Posted Wednesday, the ad is for the “most AMAZING shelving units you will ever lay your eyes on.”
“I’ve seen many shelves. Big shelves, small shelves, even medium sized shelves. YUUGE shelves, beautiful shelves. But lemme tell ya right now, only I have the best shelves,” reads the post.
“My guy at IKEA, big company, fine company, he sold these fine shelves to me for $40 bucks. Well I said to him, “WE CAN DO BETTER!” For just, eh, $25 bucks, you can build a nice, big shelf all the way to Mexico.”
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If you’re not interested in the shelves, there’s also a wall table up for grabs – a “travesty both to American justice and to the Freedom of the world” that it’s not currently in use.
“Sitting here, not earning its keep, taking all our jobs… With a small investment of $25, only YOU can keep America free.”
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The ad had just 144 visits as of Friday afternoon, but isn’t out of the running for top-rated Kijiji post yet.
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