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A dodgy supplement supposedly ended Sidney Crosby’s career (it didn’t). Want some?

Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby parades the Stanley Cup in Halifax on Monday, Aug. 7, 2017.
Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby parades the Stanley Cup in Halifax on Monday, Aug. 7, 2017. Andrew Vaughan/The Canadian Press

Something’s up with Sidney Crosby, though a collection of dodgy sites can’t quite decide what or why exactly:

All of these apparently different URLs go to the same place, though — a faked version of the ESPN site featuring a story by ‘Senior Staff Writer Ryan Hasman.’

Now, if you click on Hasman’s byline, you get a hint of what is to come — a sales page for ‘Alpha Force Testo,’ a supplement which the maker promises “helps enhance sexual stamina,” “helps gain strength fast,” and “helps reinvent your body,” which to be honest sounds a bit alarming.

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What does this have to do with Sidney Crosby? Well, the reason that he’s forced to retire early/may be out for the season/finds his career jeopardized (depending on which bit of clickbait caught your eye) is that Crosby (we are told) uses Alpha Force Testo himself.

Why is that a problem? Well, it’s been ” … clinically proven to make athletes 145% stronger on average and triples stamina, making it unfair to players who don’t use it.”

Also, “users experience massive muscle growth and fat loss without lifting a single weight.

The rest is a sales pitch of a familiar kind — you won’t be surprised to read that Hasman was once a skeptic himself, this being an age-old device. It will also not surprise you to learn that a special offer ends today (Friday) and it would not surprise me to learn that a special offer would be ending today on any other day you found yourself looking at the page. Equally unsurprising are the half-dozen adoring comments at the bottom of the story, one of which calls Alpha Force Testo “unbelievable, all I have to say is WOW.”

Losing weight usually involves some effort and self-denial, Hasman acknowledges — most diets “impose unrealistic restrictions on how you live your life.”

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After four weeks on Alpha Force Testo, however, Hasman’s “final results were shocking” — he had lost “an unbelievable 19 pounds” and his “doubts and skepticism had absolutely vanished!”

By this point in the infomercial, I’d kind of forgotten about Sidney Crosby.

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