Donald Trump insists that his hair is real, but he wouldn’t be blamed if he traded in his lush locks for the Guard Wig.
Yoshiro Nakamatsu, the inventor of the floppy disk, revealed his latest innovation at a press conference in Tokyo last week.
The Guard Wig is a weaponized hair piece that is fitted with metal and a coiled strap that allows the wearer to hurl the wig at an attacker and easily retrieve it like a boomerang, reminiscent of Bond villain Oddjob’s primary weapon: his bowler hat.
Nakamatsu posted the patent drawings for the wig on Twitter, which show that there are several ways to maneuver the wig, including a method similar to a remote-control car.
According to RocketNews24, Nakamatsu said he felt a kinship with Trump because the Republican presidential candidate is a graduate of the University of Pennsylvania, where Nakamatsu was once a lecturer.
Nakamatsu holds over 3,000 patents, including the CD, DVD and the karaoke machine.
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