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Episode 11: Incest and Insults

For once, this week’s episode was about NOT getting busy!  David takes Lauren to a Kings of Leon concert but she doesn’t give it up on the first date unless you’re paying her!  Michael Mancini’s wife Vanessa turns him down, saying she doesn’t want to get busy in front of the windows in the living room for fear that David could be snooping around again.  It seemed to be her way of tipping him off that David violated the restraining order but it also seemed like if it wasn’t for David she would have had a “headache”.  Trouble in paradise?  Anybody want to wager a bet that he and Amanda will hook up?  Lastly, Violet says she won’t sleep with her brother anymore (adopted and psychotic brother I should say) so it was a relatively PG rated episode. 

 

The only one getting somewhat frisky is Riley who goes a little stir crazy after being laid off from work and staying in their apartment all day.  She likes Jonah’s long but sparse chest hair and says she wants to play the ‘Honey I’m home fantasy’ and rip his clothes off when he comes through the door.  The lonely housewife routine doesn’t last long as Jonah’s stint as the IT guy at PWK ends after his first day.  Ella ropes in Jonah with a sap story about how her mother was addicted to painkillers and that is why he should help her snoop around and find emails with her name on them.  Makes sense.  ?!  Jonah hacks into the emails containing Ella’s name and he finds one from Ella to Caleb after they gave the credit for the Boomkat video to someone else.  She wrote, “Don’t worry about Jonah, he’s in the palm of my hand.”  Jonah takes a stand for nerd-kind and fires Ella as his publicist, agent, manager and friend.  Ouch! 

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Violet’s brother Levi stops by Cole Restaurant and says he has been looking for her and only knew where to find her because of her twitter.  I wonder if Violet’s twitter is as candid as Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s account.  She twitters about every mundane thing that occurs, but Violet has exceptionally deranged thoughts so I would be interested to see if she broadcasts her personal life through her tweets.    Later, Levi uses a wrench to break into Violet’s apartment and fix the faucet on her sink.  He says he’s not going to go home to Oregon empty handed and since they don’t share blood they can continue to sleep together.  Although Violet slept with Auggie when he brought over his tools to help her assemble her furniture, I guess she is no longer tempted by her brother Levi’s “tool.”

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Mancini discovers that David broke into his car and stole Sydney’s bloody necklace.  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree – Mancini is stupid enough to keep incriminating evidence in his unlocked car and David is stupid enough to steal it.  Mancini cuts off David on the road and intercepts his trip to give the evidence to Detective Rodriguez.  David threatens him and Mancini threatens him right back by suggesting that he will kick Lauren out of the program.  Not shockingly, Detective Rodriguez says that anything David stole from Mancini’s car won’t be admissible in court.  He says if he finds other legit evidence on Mancini he can bring it to the district attorney.  So he and Lauren cook up a plan to outsmart the not so smart doctor! 

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Lauren (very believably) tells Dr. Mancini that she is really worried about David’s stealing and she wants what is best for him.  She tells him she knows he stole the necklace from his car and he is keeping it in his apartment.  She does a very convincing job of appearing to sell out her boyfriend in order to escape being fired.  I actually believed it for a split second.  She doesn’t have a problem being a prostitute so I didn’t think she would have a problem ratting on David to get ahead. 

 

Mancini breaks into David’s apartment looking for the bloody necklace.  Detective Rodriguez busts him and says that David tipped him off that he would be there.  David sends out a mass text to everyone to announce that the police arrested his father and Auggie is off the hook.  Woopsie, I’m sure they’ll all laugh it off over cocktails (or in Auggie’s case mocktails) by the pool.  It looks like we may also be seeing Heather Locklear in a bathing suit because she stops by to say that she is going to be staying in the penthouse while her Belair home is under reno.  Cannonball!

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