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Montreal, and bikes, and bagels

Montreal
is, for sure, definately without a doubt, still part of Canada.

“We
are, you know, even though some people in the rest of the country don’t believe
it.”

That
was an elementary school administrator who I was talking with.

“We
may be a bit more patriotic to our province than most other Canadians and we
may talk differently and have a bit more radical politics, and have  a different medical plan and a different
pension plan and celebrate a few different holidays, but we are Canadian.”

  I have spent much of the summer here helping
someone move to the heart of the city.

  Things 
I have  learned: Everyone
rides  a bicycle. The streets are filled
with bikes from early morning til past midnight. There are old bikes, new
bikes, fast bikes, slow old  fahioned
bikes. Business people ride them. Students ride them. Women with dresses ride
them. Bike riders ride  them. But there
are no bike lanes.

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  That is not entirely true. In all my time
driving around the city I have seen one separated path for  bikes. But it went only three blocks.

  The rest of the bikers ride with traffic.
They ride the way most  bicycle  riders ride: they don’t stop at red lights,
they go the wrong way on one way streets, they talk with other bike riders
while riding, and 950 out of  a thousand
don’t wear helmets.

  But it all works. There is no controversy,
there  is no anger between the riders and
car drivers, and there are no shops closed because  of bike lanes that prevent cars parking so
drivers  can’t go shopping. And there are
no endless radio talk shows arguing whether there should or should not be bike
lanes.

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  In my time here listening on morning radio to
the usual reports of gang land shootings and traffic fatalities,  there has not be one report of a bicycle  accident. Of course they happen, but  in 
simple truth drivers  do not want
to hit bikes and riders  do not want to
be hit.  So they both try to avoid
hitting. That  is the way it has worked
since crowds were invented and people tried to avoid bumping into each other.

  They do it naturally with  no government concrete barriers that will not
be used in winter.

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  And since riding in winter is difficult, many
people don’t own bikes. They rent them. There are thousands of the same looking
bikes rolling down the roads. You can get one at hundreds of locations, $7 a
day or $15 a week. Just slip you credit card into a machine  and pull out your bike. Return it anywhere
you end your ride.

 Montreal Thing Number Two: French. That is the
one and seemingly only topic on talk radio, at least on the English stations.

 

   But when I 
walk into a store and get Bon Jour I say Hello and the clerk
switches  to English. No problem. I  have not had 
any problems, anywhere.

  On the radio it is a problem. I  will think 
of that  the next time I hear of a
problem in the media. I will check and see if it is also a problem on the
sidewalks or just in the mind of a producer on the radio show in need of a
problem to talk about.

Actually,
after  English the most common  language 
I  have  heard is Spanish from new immigrants who are
here in great numbers. In five or ten years 
the English talk shows will complain that there is too  much Spanish 
and we should get back to basic French. 

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Thing
Number Three: Bagels. They do make them better here.

   The new landlord who is Chinese told me
about the best bagel shops in the neighbourhood. There  are three within four blocks. He talked about
the bread like it is wine. One shop had 
a better zing, another had a better texture.  He eats Chinese food at home, with bagels.

Bagels,
you know, are the soul food of bread made by bakers who are Jewish, at least
originally. Whatever they do to the flour and water it is magic and it comes
out with a flavour and chewyness that makes you think you could almost
live on bread alone .

Luckily,
for bagel eaters Montreal has many Jews, many orthodox Jews who wear  long black coats and have long beards and
plain dressing wives. It  is almost  like being back in Brooklyn which also  has 
very good bagels.

But
the neatest thing about the Jews in Montreal is that the city also has many
Moslems. The Moslem women wearing head to toe coverings share the sidewalks
with the men with long coats and beards. They do not kill each other. They live
next door to each other. The Moslems buy their 
bagels from  the Jews.  One shop I was in had  Moslems making and selling bagels, to Jews.
You can’t taste more multi-flavour than that.

The
leaders of the Middle East should visit Montreal.

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  But back to the original point: I  did learn this old beautiful city is truly
still part of Canada when I drove into the suburbs and saw Costco, Future Shop
and Wall Mart.

  That’s it. Lessons: Visit Montreal, ride  a bike, 
buy a bagel, learn Spanish.

 

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