Scott Thompson: More turkey?
What are you having for dinner tonight?
It was the weekend of self-indulgence.
Can you do up your bottom button yet? Sit upright without leaning to one side? Are you still gaseous with the turkey wind?
Now it’s leftover turkey dinners, turkey sandwiches, turkey pie, turkey stew, turkey soup, turkey salad, and turkey tacos?
And that doesn’t include the stuffing, potatoes, cranberries, squash, rolls, and the stuff kids hate like peas and carrots!
Then let’s not forget about dessert.
Pumpkin pie, apple pie and any other pie in season, don’t forget ice cream, whipped cream and butter tarts.
But there never seems to be any of that left over.
Scott Thompson is the host of the Scott Thompson Show on AM 900 CHML.
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