HURON, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio man’s tongue-in-cheek obituary blames the winless Cleveland Browns for contributing to his demise.
The obituary published in the Sandusky Register says Paul Stark died Wednesday at a hospice facility after a brief illness “exacerbated by the hopeless condition of the Cleveland Browns.”
Get daily National news
Get the day's top news, political, economic, and current affairs headlines, delivered to your inbox once a day.
By providing your email address, you have read and agree to Global News' Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy.
READ MORE: Woman pens funny obit for grandmother, just as she would have wanted it
The football team was 1-15 last season and 0-15 this year ahead of Sunday’s finale in Pittsburgh.
Even so, Stark’s obituary included a nugget of the optimism voiced by some long-suffering fans. It says the 80-year-old Mansfield native “passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner.”
- Bondi Beach attack ‘hero’ Ahmed Al Ahmed speaks out in 1st interview
- No credible threats to Jewish holiday events in Canada but attack a ‘realistic possibility,’ report says
- JetBlue plane avoids mid-air collision with U.S. air force jet near Venezuela
- Canada condemns Jimmy Lai’s conviction in Hong Kong, calls for his release
Comments