WARNING: Audio above is not suitable for children
TORONTO – Actor Bryan Cranston narrates a profanity-laced faux children’s audio book titled You Have to F**king Eat.
Written by Adam Mansbach, You Have to F**king Eat is the follow-up to the American author’s popular Go The F*ck To Sleep, which was narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Cranston, best known for his role as meth-cooking father and former teacher Walter White in the TV series Breaking Bad, said he wanted to narrate the book to prove something to listeners.
“This is a very funny book and my hope is that listeners will agree that I can swear with just as much panache as Samuel Jackson,” Cranston said in a statement.
Here’s a few passages from the book:
“Ohhh now you’re hungry. Tough s**t, kitchen is closed. Have some more milk, for me a scotch, neat. ”
and
“The bunnies are munching on carrots. The lambs nibble grasses and bleat. I know you’re too hungry to reason with but you have to f***king eat.”
The book, which is obviously not suitable for children, was released earlier this week.
–with a file from The Associated Press
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