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LISTEN: Bryan Cranston narrates faux children’s book ‘You Have to F**king Eat’

WARNING: Audio above is not suitable for children

TORONTO – Actor Bryan Cranston narrates a profanity-laced faux children’s audio book titled You Have to F**king Eat.

Written by Adam Mansbach, You Have to F**king Eat is the follow-up to the American author’s popular Go The F*ck To Sleep, which was narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Cranston, best known for his role as meth-cooking father and former teacher Walter White in the TV series Breaking Bad, said he wanted to narrate the book to prove something to listeners.

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“This is a very funny book and my hope is that listeners will agree that I can swear with just as much panache as Samuel Jackson,” Cranston said in a statement.

Here’s a few passages from the book:

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“Ohhh now you’re hungry. Tough s**t, kitchen is closed. Have some more milk, for me a scotch, neat. ”

and

“The bunnies are munching on carrots. The lambs nibble grasses and bleat. I know you’re too hungry to reason with but you have to f***king eat.”

The book, which is obviously not suitable for children, was released earlier this week.

with a file from The Associated Press

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